iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

dadfckr:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

dadfckr:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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sunharry:

[gets high and talks about one direction merchandise] 

safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

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railroadsoftware:

john green is really spinning out of control 

railroadsoftware:

john green is really spinning out of control 

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

taggedugly:

is that kris jenner

taggedugly:

is that kris jenner

fivegum:

in elementary school i wanted to play an instrument but my mom wouldnt let me bc she said id be “more annoying than i already was”

onlinegf:

just in case you all forgot what I look like

allmonds:

TEETH ARE VISIBLE BONES OH MY GOD